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πŸ† GENESIS COHORT // 1.5B ISK GRANT DRAW Founding donors from our 33 combat harvests: your specimens are currently incubating in Sub-Level 3!
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GENETIC RECONSTRUCTION // BIOMASS HARVEST

Biomass Accumulation Tracker

Real-time harvest telemetry streaming from the zKillboard corporate relay. Quantifying vessel conversion into active genetic reconstruction buffers.

TACTICAL DOCTRINE // LOW-SEC ACQUISITIONS
Involuntary Hull Contributions

Scientific progress demands raw material. Across low-security space, Moonguins may attempt to intercept passing industrial vessels, extraction hulls, and hostile military craft to repurpose their wreckage into catalytic mineral reserves.

Moonguins Directive: Chill out and have some fun. We fully expect our own ships to explode along the way, which purely serves as vital research data to help calibrate our tactical incompetence and stress-test our emergency pod ejection systems.

Field Calibration Note: Thanks to Goppi Koks and co, we have now freshly calibrated our Loki pod with our extraction overview tabβ€”in other words, why the fluff did I not get my stupid expensive pod out?! :)

EXTRACTION BUFFER
Metabolized Extraction Chassis
ORE Ventures, Pioneers, and industrial hulls digested across low-security space.
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Hulls Harvested
COMBAT INTERCEPTIONS
Neutralized Combat Hulls
Empire military and auxiliary hulls liquidated for catalytic mineral traces.
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Hulls Repurposed
TOTAL HARVEST
Total Ships Destroyed
Cumulative involuntary fleet contributions acquired across low-security operations.
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Gross Liquidations
COLONY DEFENSE
Moonguins Losses
Field mortality rate: 0.00%. Zero colony assets compromised to date.
0
Penguins Fluffed
Penguin Subspecies Revival Quotas
Analyzing killmails...
ORE Consortium Spheniscus fossilis (Deep-Core / Asteroid Subsurface Subspecies)
0 hulls (0%)
Gallente Federation Palaeodyptes gallenteus
0 hulls (0%)
Caldari State Aptenodytes caldarius
0 hulls (0%)
Minmatar Republic Eudyptes minmatarensis
0 hulls (0%)
Amarr Empire Spheniscus imperialis
0 hulls (0%)
LATEST HARVEST TELEMETRY: Querying zKillboard...
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Recent Involuntary Hull Contributions
Hull Designation Victim Pilot / Biomass Donor Solar System Valuation Date
Streaming relay logs...
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Direct Pilot Inquiries & Recruitment
For corporate inquiries, recruitment, or private dispatches, please contact Moonguins directly via in-game EVE Mail in New Eden addressed to Furry Penguin.
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